While it might seem unthinkable at first, there is a surprising number of bands being formed by people who can’t play any instruments. The idea precedes the ability to execute it. I’m sure there are more than a few people reading this who’ve been there: already working on the first album cover design before being able to write a song etc. Yet what is more incredible is when these people somehow make it into hugely successful bands, either by discovering a hidden talent or by making their mediocrity a unique aspect of the bands sound.
Here are a few examples we could think of. If you have more then we’d love to hear them in the comment section below. And we’re pretty sure there are more, there’s been more than a few jokes bouncing round the office with this one.
My Chemical Romance Bassist: Mikey Way
Mikey Way has admitted that before practising with My Chemical Romance he didn’t have a “great deal of bass experience up to that point”. This revelation has led to speculation that his involvement in the band was more down to nepotism than talent – his brother is the band’s singer, Gerard Way. That said, Mikey held his own for many years as the bands bassist.
Artic monkeys Drummer: Max Helders
During an interview in 2006, Artic Monkeys drummer Max Helders admitted he played drums because: “That’s all that were left.” He explains that, ”When we started the band none of us played anything. We just put it together. They all had guitars and I bought a drum kit after a bit.”
Luckily for Max, “[Drumming] just came natural to me. I never had any lessons. I had some drumsticks and a book and I taught myself from it. I’m still surprised by it all.”
The White Stripes Drummer: Meg White
If you are familiar with The White Stripes it might come as something of a surprise to learn that virtuoso drummer Meg White is not an elite-music-school trained percussionist but actually a total amateur; the White Stripes were formed just two months after Meg first fooled around on a drum kit. Yet when it comes to The White Stripes, Meg’s style works perfectly for the music, creating a unique and unexpected sound that eventually turned the duo into an international phenomenon. But, whether it works or not, she has to be on here (not least because Mike would throw a fit if she wasn’t), and I’m sure there’s a swathe of drummers who got forced to play these tracks in their high school covers band, whilst the guitarist had great fun and the drummer found more interesting things to focus on, like counting the ceiling tiles…..
Pretty Much Every Member of The Monkees
Manufactured 60s pop act, The Monkees, were almost entirely unable to play music when they started out. Famously, they didn’t write or perform their early records and mimed playing while performing on TV. However, after being hurt by the accurate accusations that they were a bogus band, the members spent months brushing up on their musical skills and did eventually produce an album and play live.
The Beatles Guitarist: John Lennon
During an interview with British newspaper, The Telegraph, Paul McCartney claimed John Lennon was unable to play guitar when he started to make music. This is not a claim we’ve heard before and we can only assume Paul is referring to a time before the Beatles, perhaps during the early Quarrymen years.
The Ramones: Dee Dee Ramone & Joey Ramone
Punk has tended to attract the self-taught types rather than the music school nerds and this assertion definitely holds true when it comes to the Ramones. When the band first started Dee Dee Ramone struggled to play and sing at the same time and Joey Ramone, initially the bands drummer, was simply rubbish at his instrument. Eventually, Joey was switched to vocals and Tommy joined on drums.
The Sex Pistols Bassist: Sid Vicious
Another punk icon who couldn’t play his instrument was the infamous Sex Pistol’s bassist Sid Vicious. When asked why Sid’s bass playing only appeared on one track on the album Never Mind the Bollocks, Here’s the Sex Pistols, guitarist Steve Jones said, “Sid was in a hospital with hepatitis, so he couldn’t really play, not that he could play anyway.” It’s probably fair to say that Sid never did learn how to play the bass…
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